The kids are upstairs playing a bizarre composite role play game.
Kind of Thundercats meets Pregnant and 16.
Apparently Cheetara has had a baby but she still has to go to school. Now, I'm not sure where they've heard THAT kind of thing from as I don't let them watch anything harder than CBBC and I was 29 when I had firstborn ..... !?!
I was tidying the living room while they are out from under my feet. I found a recently opened bag of hygienically sealed Minstrels.
So I tidied them too.
Into my mouth.